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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

SPAM subject line Haiku

Oh my darling scrappy doo, and her penchant for wit!
she made me laugh today with her haiku of the spam.

I just had to add one of my own, and so now I challenge all to a Haiku-Off!

and here is mine:

wild college coeds:
you need a bigger penis,
check out my web cam!

oh, I ganja

10/17/2006 12:51:13 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Disclaimer | Comments [8] |

10/19/2006 5:55:18 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

we should set up a website just for this; it's one of those whacky ideas that just might garner speed
scrappy me doo!

scrappydooster |michela@mediawatchblog.com

10/20/2006 11:43:57 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

where's your Haiku?

oh, i ganja

10/20/2006 12:12:09 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Mr. Moore, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiku and she's talking about some little party.

If she doesn't do the assignment, I can't do mine!

Just my clueless mind...

Kelli |mrtyke@yahoo.com

10/20/2006 12:36:08 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Allllrighty then....

Orange autumn leaves:
blowing in the wind,
black cats howl.

The above comment was suppose to read....
Mr. Moore, how can I answer that? The topic is Haiku and he is talking about wild college coed's and penis'. Just seems so fitting.

Again it is a Clueless mind speaking or just warn out from all the work it does. "Sleep, I'd rather sleep"

Kelli |mrtyke@yahoo.com

10/20/2006 2:11:40 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

me thinks you missed the point. but, i still like your 4-5-3 Haiku.

oh, i ganja

11/9/2006 2:50:17 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Need a home loan fast?
Lower your mortgage rate now!
We will pay your fees.

Bigdog

11/13/2006 9:55:22 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

a few combinations for your consideration...

This is so easy.
your Erectile Dysfunction.
fingered till it squirts

people who got slim
Produce them with Spermamax.
fat friends envy you

legislate tampon
get a chick extremely quick
fingered till it squirts

people who got slim
Lasagna from heaven home
fat friends envy you

kmt |kthomas@thephelpsgroup.com

11/14/2006 11:29:25 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)

Great! [milk shooting from nose]

oh, i ganja